Devin Reams

I had a few minutes to kill today and I hadn’t taken my lunch yet so I said “hey let’s check on the news.” I opened up CNN, remembered how stupid CNN is, and promptly proceeded along the following path:

• http://news.bbc.co.uk/
• Faberge egg sells at auction for £9m
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faberg%C3%A9_egg
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean%27s_Twelve
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faberg%C3%A9_egg
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occidental_Petroleum_Company
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_Museum
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Leicester
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Coke%2C_1st_Earl_of_Leicester_%28fifth_creation%29
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Beatty_Library

Then I realize it’s 20 minutes later and I forgot what I sought out to accomplish. Not to mention, the only time any of this information will come in handy is when I’m saying ‘expensive eggs for $1,000, Alex’ or on that day I’m in New York City and I jump into the Cash Cab.